Heads up to all your pro choicers out there. This sunday is Pro - Life Cupcake Day.
Yeah, I had to look up what that was as well.
Here is the description that was written by the pro lifers themselves:
Bring in a tray of cupcakes for any group of people and you will find that they will flock to get them. As soon as they take a bite they will probably ask, “Who’s birthday is it?”
Then you answer. “It’s no ones birthday. These cupcakes represent the 50,000,000 children who weren’t allowed to be born, who never had a birthday.” The cake in their mouth will become dry and the moment will hopefully become quite somber. Then you say, “If you and I were aborted we wouldn’t have a birthday party either.”
I’ll be interested to see if anyone encounters this on sunday!I really just want the free cupcakes… I doubt there’s anything a pro-lifer could say that would make me “somber”.. except, maybe their ignorance.
Those have got to be some pretty bad cupcakes to make you feel somber.
I’d just laugh in their face and enjoy the cake.
“Hey everyone! Free abortion cupcakes! Cupcakes about abortion! You’re missing cake!”
“So, let me get this straight. If nobody had ever had an abortion, you wouldn’t be giving me cupcakes right now?”
HEY. HEY KYLIE. HEY KYLIE. HEY. HEY.
Sooo…. you give me a cupcake that says ‘LIFE’ on it.
And I EAT THAT LIFE OM NOM NOM DELICIOUS.
“So, you’re giving me this cupcake as a metaphor for a baby?”
“Yes!”
“Mmm delicious. Hey, I’m pro-choice. Does this metaphor mean I really am a baby eater?”
“…”