PickleMeThis

Fucking with your expectations since 1974.

Sep 1

mostlysignssomeportents:

Hello Kitty AVENGERS!

It got better.

Wait, why is Aragorn in there…


Aug 28

carylchurchillian:

katiegeeks:

blasfemme:

fuck-me-barnes:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

PLANT A TREE FOR GROOT
THIS MAN I JUST

If you don’t think Vin Diesel is a gift, I don’t know if we can be friends.

HE CHALLENGED VLADAMIR PUTIN.

Protect Vin Diesel at all costs.

Plant a tree for Groot, challenge Putin.

That’s it, let’s go home. The memes will be coming thick and fast.

(via andillwriteyouatragedy)


  • gamer dweebs: if you don't like the game, why don't you just make your own version? That way I can ignore it, downvote it, talk shit about it, roll my eyes when people talk about it, refuse to play it, badmouth the person who made it, steal it, play five minutes of it, write a passive aggressive jemble review about it, then pretend it was some infallibly neutral and objective invisible hand of the market that caused it to fail, then use it as an example of what happens when people don't do what I want

tranxious:

If the idea that “they is plural” ever bothers you, just imagine that there’s several of me and we’re all screaming at you to use my correct fucking pronouns

(via seananmcguire)


sandwagon:

crocodilepatronus:

{ Xena + tumblr text }

<3 Xena <3

(via seananmcguire)


Aug 27
carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)


#i feel like this picture is the embodiment of california at its most california (via billymermays)


This may seem like an amusing, quick-smile kinda picture, but it reminds me of a video some local skateboarders made in the weeks after the Christchurch earthquake. The quake has been especially brutal on young people - destroying a lot of their places and social life. I actually saw these guys filming a bit of this, coz 80% of the video was made on the bridge just down from my work (where the guy falls into the crack). It may seem to some people disrespectful, but for some of these guys it was their way of processing their trauma, showing their wider community what they&#8217;ve lost. I also recognized one of the guys in the street after the video went viral and told him how cool it was - his huge smile was all I needed. Since then, most of these places have been repaired, and they&#8217;ve got their skate park back (also upgraded, onya city council). Skateboarders survive, man.
Video is here: http://youtu.be/i2bvozq-KK8

carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

This may seem like an amusing, quick-smile kinda picture, but it reminds me of a video some local skateboarders made in the weeks after the Christchurch earthquake. The quake has been especially brutal on young people - destroying a lot of their places and social life. I actually saw these guys filming a bit of this, coz 80% of the video was made on the bridge just down from my work (where the guy falls into the crack). It may seem to some people disrespectful, but for some of these guys it was their way of processing their trauma, showing their wider community what they’ve lost. I also recognized one of the guys in the street after the video went viral and told him how cool it was - his huge smile was all I needed.

Since then, most of these places have been repaired, and they’ve got their skate park back (also upgraded, onya city council). Skateboarders survive, man.

Video is here: http://youtu.be/i2bvozq-KK8

(via jadelyn)


“There’s a paradox in thinking that you’re better than other girls, when your whole reason for feeling that way is because you think your gender is so inherently inferior that you want to dis-identify with being a girl altogether.”

More Than Words: Tomboys R Us

THIS whenever some girl brags about being “one of the boys” or says something like “I’m not like other girls, I LOVE [stereotypically masculine thing].”

(via giraffodill)

Holy crap, I internalized this so much, it took me almost 3 decades to break out of it. Even now I sometimes worry that my dapper/butch dressing and gender presentation is still a throwback to this (I mean, I feel like I’ve come home now, having found the style that works for my body, but still…)

(via superopinionated)


Aug 26

stereolights:

queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.

(via zforzelma)


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suaine:

theivorytowercrumbles:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

xenainnuendoisland:

Requested.

CANON

THEY ARE QUEER

THEY ARE LOVERS

IT IS ACTUAL CANON OKAY <3

The difference between a show that had to dodge censors and a show that queerbaits for fans.

Nothing will ever come close to the glory of this show. Not until we get the full story, no censors, no worry about ratings, just a slow burn love story between two heroines.

^ WHAT THEY SAID <3 

(via seananmcguire)


Anonymous said: The doctor will never be a woman. There are plenty of women in the show that are admirable role models. I think you're just full ofsh it. Stop pushing your american views onto Doctor Who, a BRITISH show, with BRITISH values. It's unbelievable how obnoxious and hypocritical feminists are, especially you third-wave feminists. Always spouting "equal rights" but, "Can't hit me, cause I'm a girl!" You probably won't respond to this because you know I'm right and the whovianfeminism stance is weak.

markdoesstuff:

whovianfeminism:

This was so beautiful that I had to put it up on my wall and examine it as if it were an exquisite piece of art. 

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"Manpain" by Anonymous

Above we have a quintessential example of early 21st Century prose by an aggrieved man. The author of this piece is unknown, but we can surmise by his inability to properly say “shit” to a woman and his assurance that he likes “admirable” female characters that he is most likely a “Nice Guy.”

The anonymous author employs deliberate obtuseness in order to provoke a reaction from his audience. Notice how he pretends no British individual supports the idea of a woman portraying the Doctor, despite clear evidence to the contrary, even amongst actors who have portrayed the titular character on the show. Then there is the stunning self-centeredness regarding his perception of third wave feminism; he is only interested in equality it grants him the “right” to hit the women whose arguments make him so incoherently angry that he is unable to rationally reply.

His final challenge attempts to trap the reader. Do we respond and grant him the audience and validation he so desperately seeks, or do we ignore him and let him believe he has won? But perhaps we have a third option: to turn the focus back on him and examine how his comments display his deep insecurity in his own sense of masculinity, something he feels can only be reclaimed by challenging a girl on the internet to a fight and preemptively declaring victory because he fears he cannot engage with her on an intellectual level.

a work of goddamn art oh my god


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